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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Random Bacon Bites #3

Bacon Scented, Bacon Print Tuxedo

For those of you that are getting married, going to prom or just doing anything that requires a suit...
There's a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.
-Taken from Archie McPhee


Jeff said...

Do you lose the aroma if you clean it?

Guess you can never clean it...

mmmm....B.O. and bacon. That heady combination of aromas.

Simon said...

I dunno, it says "Dry Clean Only" so I am sure you can clean it but I am not positive it will retain the smell. I guess you will just have to cook pounds of bacon before going out in it....just to make sure.

my question is does it taste like bacon too? If so you might find me gnawing on it all night.