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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Mr. T Facts:

"I Pity the Fool!"

  • Rocky III was a groundbreaking film. It took 135 special effects artists 13 months to make it seem like Rocky won the second fight to Mr. T.
  • What scientists thought was natural selection is actually only the continued survival of animals Mr. T has found too chewy to eat.
  • Mr. T can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
  • Mr. T invented the I.Q. testing system so he could more accurately pity fools.
  • T refuses to forgive the Republican party for not letting him "just take care of them terrorist fools." George W. Bush claims that it was because Mr. T being a weapon of mass destruction is in violation of international treaty. After hearing this, Mr. T proceeded to impregnate both of Bush's daughters at the same time. All he had to do was let them touch his mohawk.
  • Mr. T does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction

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