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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Save your Butt with the USB Panic Button

This may be the most useful tool ever invented! Proven to get you out of unfortunate work discussions and closed door meetings with the boss. The Panic Button quickly saves your butt anytime your screwing around on the internet, checking stats, fantasy footballing it, looking at gadgets, reading blogs or doing who knows what that doesn't add to job performance or company overhead. When the boss walks by to check up on you quickly nail the panic button and it brings up some boring document that fools them into thinking your hard at work boosting stock prices. No more quickly shuffling for the mouse like a bat out of hell.

1 comment:

Luke said...

Everyone should have a big red button to hit in an emergency, just for comfort reasons!