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Friday, August 24, 2007

Extinction of the Redhead!

Goodbye to my kind!

The current National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world's population has natural red hair, created by a mutation in northern Europe thousands of years ago.

Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and producing little redheads of their own.

Some experts say that redheads could be gone as early as 2060, but others say the gene can be dormant for generations before returning.

National Geographic says the gene at first had the beneficial effect of increasing the body's ability to make vitamin D from sunlight.

However, today's carriers are more prone to skin cancer and have a higher sensitivity to heat and cold-related pain.

Who's the minority now, I expect some government handouts or something? And some new secret recipes for Wendy's!



Paige said...

MMmm yes, and did you also know we have a higher chance of dying when we give childbirth, or require more pain meds and drugs for surgery...

Luke said...

I say good riddince, I know that all you red-heads are evil and just plotting evil things to do all the time!

Walter Stonewall said...

Paige I did not know that. Interesting information and I'm glad I'm not giving birth to any children. At least at the moment!

Simon said...

I just hate how Wendy's stereotypes redheads