Hey all you Golddiggers. There's a new hidden stash of wealth to be had. Look no farther than your local sewage plant. These gold glitter tablets make your poop all shiny and sparkly. Just the party trick everyone has been waiting for!
Swallow 2 with some water. Wait 6 to 24 hours, and prest0 you have your own golden loaf and its less cumbersome than the "Easy Bake Oven". Just in time for the holiday season!