Top Ten "Top Ten" Lists

Since the month of February is coming to an end, so are my "Top Ten" lists. Thank you all for reading my random lists, I have learned a lot! I now know what kind of lists people like and what kinds people don't. Also, this does not mean that I will not post "Top Ten" lists randomly, but it does mean you won't see them everyday. Hope you enjoyed!

I know I have said this before but check out Tenning.com to vote on some of my "Top Ten" lists and to create your own! There are some great list out on this site like this one - Top Ten most annoying alarm clocks

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Top Ten Firefox Extensions
I do love Firefox and one of the main reasons I do is because of all of the Add-ons and extensions. Go Firefox!

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Top Ten Products I Miss from the 80's
Yes, I do remember and miss the 80's....and I was alive for most of it!

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Top Ten Internet Jargon Words
So next time you read "Timmy got pwn'd by Billy" you will understand just exactly what was meant!

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Top Ten Odd USB Drives
Some day you will see what looks like a dog humping a computer and then you will remember this list....or not!

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Top Ten Corniest Songs of All Time...Plus Videos
Next time you hear Sisqo you will understand why your ears are bleeding

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Top Ten Line Rider Videos
Next time you play Line Rider you will appreciate the work that went into these tracks

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Top Ten Addictive Online Games
Whenever you have nothing to do and are bored, look to this list.

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Top Ten Old School Nintendo Video Games
Remember that you can find most if not all of these games on Ebay!

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Top Ten Movie Fight Scenes
I am sure you all went out and bought "They Live" after watching Rowdy Roddy Piper in the longest fight scene in history!

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Top Ten Bacon Bites on the Web
......And coming in at the #1 spot......bacon!!! What would we all do without bacon in our lives? Now every time you cook this tasty treat you will wonder if you should deep fry it, cover it in chocolate or just eat plain with your eggs. Regardless, I know you will save the fat for soap!

Top Ten Line Rider Videos

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Line Rider Roller Coaster
Great idea and visually awesome!


9
Line Rider - Cave Adventure
A nice track with some great ideas!


8
Line Rider - Urban Run
Great video from the creator of Jagged Peak Adventure!


7
Line Rider - Platform Run
Great video with many loops and great detail!


6
Shut Down
Rad! Cool track with some original ideas


5
Line Rider Super Mario Bros. 1-1
Original Idea and great graphics!


4
Line Rider - Jagged Peak Adventure
Also from the Beta version of Line Rider but it is a modified version of it. Great video though!


3
"TD & Son, Inc." A Line Rider Short by TechDawg & Son
Another sweet video from TechDawg


2
LineRider "Discarded" A Line Rider Short by TechDawg
Graphically amazing, by far the most detail on any track!


1
Line Rider Dies at the slopes
#1 because it is the only video on this list that comes from the Beta version of Line Rider and/or is not a modified version.


Check out some more on YouTube and linerider.org

Top Ten Random Videos

Yes I am lazy again so I am just going to post some random stuff.

10.
Jim Breuer Drinking Skit
Funny skit about a night of drinking. Rated PG-13


9.
DUI
Video of a DUI inside of the police station. Many of you have probably seen this video, but it is pretty funny. Rated PG-13


8.
Hope is Emo - Chapter 9
Just another chapter to the hilarious podcast of Hope and her Emo life. Rated PG-13


7.
Fall Out Boy Parody
Hilarious parody on the "Sugar, we are going down" song. Rated R for explicit lyrics and graphic footage


6.
Magic Cone
This is the only one that is a link. Very funny yet disturbing. Rated PG-13 for some graphic footage...but it is a real product


5.
Carlos Mencia gets pwn'd by Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan jumps on the stage at a Carlos Mencia show and totally pwns him for stealing jokes. Rated R for potty mouth


4.
MMA Kiss
This is why you should never kiss your MMA opponent. Rated PG-13 for violence


3.
Justin Timberlake SNL Digital Short
Absolutely hilarious and I am sure may of you have already seen it. Rated R for explicit lyrics.


2.
Mario 3 in 11 minutes
Amazing! I thought I was good at Super Mario 3, but after watching this video I know that it isn't true. Rated PG


1.
Beer Launching Fridge
Really cool video of a mini fridge that has been modified with a beer launcher. Rated PG-13


The Hole - video powered by Metacafe

Top Ten Items on my Wishlist

Yes...Once again laziness has overcome me.

10. Toshiba 60GB Gigabeat
It is about time for a new one


9. Xbox 360
I only want this for Halo 3!


8. Fraggle Rock season 2
Dance your cares away!


7. Liquid Force "Shane" Wakeboard Bindings or Ronix "One" Wakeboard Bindings
This would go with my new Wakeboard in the #1 spot!


6. Boat Rack
For bigger air and organization!


5. Tornado Foosball Table
I really one this one bad, but I really don't have anyone to play with....but maybe I can find someone!


4. Halo 3
If I could get Halo 3 without buying and Xbox 360 that would be great!


3. Pentax K110D
For some sweet shots of nature and life!


2. Chocolate Labrador Retriever puppy
A man's best friend


1. Liquid Force "Shane" Wakeboard or Ronix "One" Wakeboard
Excited to pick up one of these before the summer!

Top Ten Products I Miss from the 80's

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Indestructible Neon Glasses
I think the ad even showed these glasses being run over by a car. I used to have a few pairs of these and I must say I looked really cool in them.


9
Teddy Ruxbin and Grubby
I never had one, but boy I sure wish I did! Just put in a tape and listen to a story through the still eyes and scary voice of Teddy Ruxpin. Then after that you could connect Teddy to Grubby and watch them talk!


8
Garbage Pail Kids
You could vandalize all of your stuff with the disgusting Garbage Pail stickers. This has to be my personal favorite...it was on the side of my brothers desk.


7
Moonboots
Some think that Napoleon Dynamite brought these back, but we all know who really did...My brother Zach! I wish I could of had a pair of these during the horrible winter snow.


6
Roller Skates
Rollerblades are stupid, Roller Skates are rad! I remember having my birthday party at Skate City....oh wait that was just a few days ago. Speaking of that I need to work on my "cross-over" and "backwards skating"!


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Crystal Clear Pepsi
I don't know if this was from the 80's, but I just wanted to let everyone know that I miss it.


4
Leg Warmers
I never wore these since I am a boy...but I sure wish the girls still sported these!


3
OP shorts
Who wears short shorts!? I used to wear short shorts....Sweet corduroy shorts from OP! Magnum PI used to sport these and he can kick anyones butt!


2
NES and The Power Glove
I miss this so much that I still own it! and I still buy games....not very often but I do still buy games here and there.


1
Hyper Color shirts
Still probably the greatest advancement in science to date. Shirt gets hot - turns yellow, shirt gets cold - turns orange.....Amazing! Be careful though, you can't wash these shirts or their magic disappears.


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Top Ten Corniest Songs of All Time...Plus Videos

February - The Month of the "Top Ten" lists

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Meat Loaf
"I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)"
In College my friend Becker used to crank this song up to punish everyone in his house. Because of this, they would wrestle and fight each other in the wee hours of the night. Moral of the story: Playing Meat Loaf causes fights.


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Color Me Badd
"I Wanna Sex You Up"
I think I used to think this song was cool when I was younger....but then again I used to think that wearing your pants backwards and tight rolls were cool too! Now that I am older I know this song sucks, but I also know that tight rolls are still cool...right?


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Ricky Martin
"She Bangs"
It's Ricky Martin, his whole musical career could be lumped into this list, but since I could only use one I decided to use the worst of the worst.


7.
Gerardo
"Rico Suave"
This is just one of those songs that makes me laugh. This guy is actually serious about this song and that is what makes it so funny!


6.
Aqua
"Barbie Girl"
I've got a good idea, let's take a childhood toy and write a horrible song about it....oh I almost forgot! also add some horrible synth pop background music!


5.
Hammer
"Pumps and a Bump"
Hammer formerly known as MC (Master of Ceremonies) Hammer came out with this song when he attempted to transition into Gangsta Rap. He should have just stuck with baggy pants, sweet dance moves and poppy rap.


4.
Eiffel 65
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
This song absolutely infuriated me when it came out. It is because of songs like this that electronic music gets its bad name. Absolute crap.


3.
Billy Ray Cyrus
"Achy Breaky Heart"
If I didn't like country music enough already, Billy Ray Cyrus had to come in and create the worst song ever! What is even worse is that it was a hit in America.... Those were some bad times for us as a country.


2.
Jennifer Lopez
"Jenny from the Block"
Proves that Jennifer Lopez is not good at anything...except divorce. I am pretty sure I pulled out all of my hair the first time I heard this song. One word to describe this song "Kaka"!


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Sisqo
"Thong Song"
This is the only song that has ever been able to make my ears bleed....Profusely! Sisqo and his whole gang of blondies should be severely beaten for this song! Malarkey!


What are your picks?

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Top Ten Bacon Bites on the Web

February - The Month of the "Top Ten" lists

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The Easiest Way to get Bacon
Who cares about spelling "button" right! As long as you can spell "bacon" correctly you are good in my book! And if you can get bacon that easy then you are my new best friend!


2
Deep Fried Bacon with Gravy
Chicken fried steak and gravy is good, why wouldn't chicken fried bacon and gravy be good?


3
Chocolate Covered Bacon
If you were to take the two most wonderful things in the world and combine them what would you get? Chocolate covered bacon....Duh!


4
Bacon Cereal
Bacon = $1.79
Blue Cheese Dressing = $1.19 (I would opt for Ranch personally)
Bacon Bits = $2.49
Starting off the morning right with some Bacon Cereal = Priceless



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Wake'n Bacon
What better way to wake up in the morning than to the smell of bacon in the air. My only question is "Can you really leave frozen bacon in the clock overnight?"


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Bacon Ice Cream
I hope that isn't raw bacon on the cone! I will be waiting to see this at a Coldstone near me.


7
Bacon Air Freshener
Why wouldn't you want your car to smell like bacon?


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Bacon Soap
Soap from bacon fat? Sounds like a mix between Fight Club and Babe!


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Best Bacon Ever
I am so very proud of this find and will continue to bring it up with any chance I get!


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Bacon Bandages
Wee Little Simon: Ouchie! Mommy I scrapped my knee! *sniffle*
The Carol: Stop whining you sissy and slap a slab of bacon on it!


Honorable Mention
-What would Bacon Do? - Good Question!
-Bacon Mints - Does my breath turn you on?
-Gummy Bacon - I think I would end up trying to cook this....because it looks raw.
-Bacon snack bars - just like Ma used to make!
-Bacon of the Month Club - What better club to join than a club that is centered around bacon.
-Bacon Wave - Microwave up to 28 slices of bacon at once!
-Ice Ice Bacon - Horrible mix of "Ice Ice Baby" and Bacon!
-Bacon on Wikipedia - Just facts on bacon.
-iheartbacon.com - This person hearts bacon.

Top Ten Addictive Online Games

This is just an edited older post because I am lazy and it is Presidents day.

1 Line Rider
I had to put this one in there. I spent days and days playing this. Probably my favorite of all

2 Tower Defense
Highly Addictive. Kill the dots before they make it to your base. I think 72 is my high score.

3 Bowmaster
Defend your castle with your bow and arrow. Very Addicting

4 Sand
Why I played this for hours on end, I don't know. I don't even think there is an objective, but it is addictive.

5 Binball Wizard
Classic game of scoring the paper wad in the trash bin. Go IT industry!

6 Orbox B
Very Addictive mind game. I spent a few nights playing this one

7 3D Logic
A very addictive logic game. I got stuck on Level 17. You?

8 Iceblocks
Bust through a series of ice blocks. Very cool and addictive

9 Hapland
Figure out the series of events to finish the game. very addictive. Took me hours

10 Ice Slide
Shoot your animal across the ice and see how far it can slide.

Honorable Mention
-Samorost 2
A highly detailed and fun game
-Towers
Highly addictive game. Very similar to Tower Defense but it has some added trickery to it.
-Canonball Follies
help Sam shoot the cannonballs at the targets. Entertaining game
-Solo Ping Pong
It is fun to do this at home with a paddle and a ball and guess what, it is fun on the computer too
-Flow
Eat other fishies to get bigger and go deeper to meet bigger fishies. Visual amazing!
-Draw Play
Create lines for a mummy to walk on. Sounds kinda stupid but it is fun. Don't hit the spikes!
-Trapped 4
A fun RPG game that I played all night one evening.
-Double Wires
Act like Spiderman. How far can you get?
-Jedi Trainer
Do you think you have what it takes to become a Jedi? Lets see how good you are with a lightsaber
-Bumper Craft
Guide your craft through the polluted waters. Many levels

Top Ten Firefox Extensions

Previous post since I am out today
Here are my top 10 Firefox Extensions:

1. Colorful Tabs - this recently found extension gives each of your opened tabs a different color. This is perfect for people who are multi-tab web browsers.

2. Codetch - For a Firefox extension it is the closest thing to Dreamweaver. Edit your website graphically and it will write the code. very useful.

3. 1-ClickWeather - Lets you view your current weather and the forecast weather of however many days ahead you want.

4. IE Tab - For those pesky little sites that you can only view in IE. This Extension will actually pull up the site in Firefox but through IE....tricky.

5. Fasterfox - This extension actually lets you tweak some of your network and performance settings to get a faster Firefox. The main reason I like it is that it has a website load timer that is great for my work.

6. Download Statusbar - This takes that annoying extra download window and places it at the bottom of your page.

7. Answers - Right click on any word and pull up its definition from answers.com.

8. FireFTP - I use it at work to move files from my desktop to various servers. Very useful and nice to condense another tool inside of Firefox.

9. Map This - Highlight any address and right click to get a map from Google, Yahoo or A9.

10.Favicon Tabs - This extension lets you minimize your tabs to just the Favicon, which is just the small logo for that website. This is nice for people who have a lot of tabs open at once.

.....Also, downloading all of these you will quickly find out that you need an extension to organize your status bar.

Top Ten Movie Fight Scenes

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Raiders of the Lost Ark - Indiana Jones vs. A big, bald Nazi
"Now you're getting nasty."


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Happy Gilmore - Happy Gilmore vs. Bob Barker
"The Price is Wrong, bitch!"


8
Star Wars - Darth Maul vs. Obi wan and Qui gon
"We'll handle this."


7
Princess Bride - Inigo Montoya vs. the Man in Black
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."


6
Pee-wee's Big Adventure - Pee-wee Herman vs. Francis Buxton
"Oh really? WHERE ARE THEY HOSING HIM DOWN?"


5
Monty Python - King Aurthur vs. Black Knight
"Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left."


4
Troy - Hector vs. Achilles
"This is Hector: the fool who thought he killed Achilles."


3
They Live - Nada vs. Frank
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."


2
Evil Dead - Ash vs. His Hand
"Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!"


1
Fight Club - Narrator vs. Angel Face
"I felt like destroying something beautiful."


Honorable Mention
- Aliens - Ripley vs. Queen Alien
- The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King - Legolas vs. An Oliphant
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Yu Shu Lien vs. Jen Yu
- King Kong vs. Godzilla - King Kong vs. Godzilla
- Way of the Dragon - Dragon vs. Colt (Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris)

List help from progressiveboink.com

Top Ten Actors

1
Johnny Depp
Movies/TV:
-Cry Baby
-21 Jump Street
-Edward Scissorhands
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-Sleepy Hollow
-Blow
-From Hell
-Pirates of the Caribbean (1, 2 & 3)
-Finding Neverland
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


2
Edward Norton
Movies:
-Rounders
-American History X
-Fight Club
-Death to Smoochy


3
Bruce Campbell
Movies:
-Evil Dead 1 & 2
-Army of Darkness
-"The Adventures of Brisco County Jr."
-Bubba Ho-tep: Fit for a King


4
Ewan McGregor
Movies:
-Trainspotting
-Velvet Goldmine
-Star Wars Episode 1, 2 & 3
-Moulin Rouge!
-Down with Love
-Big Fish


5
Brad Pitt
Movies:
-Cool World
-A River Runs Through It
-Kalifornia
-Se7en
-Twelve Monkeys
-Fight Club
-Snatch
-Troy
-Babel


6
Val Kilmer
Movies:
-Real Genius
-Willow
-The Doors
-Tombstone
-Heat
-The Saint
-The Ghost and the Darkness
-Salton Sea
-Wonderland


7
Jared Leto
Movies/TV:
-"My So-Called Life"
-Prefontaine
-American Psycho
-Requiem for a Dream
-Highway
-Chapter 27


8
Jake Gyllenhaal
Movies:
-Donnie Darko
-Highway
-Moonlight Mile


9
Christian Bale
Movies:
-Newsies
-Velvet Goldmine
-A Midsummer Night's Dream
-American Psycho
-Equilibrium
-Batman Begins


10
Sacha Baron Cohen
Movies/TV:
-"Da Ali G Show"
-Ali G Indahouse
-Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
-Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan


Honorable Mention
-Matthew McConaughey
-Fred Savage
-David Duchovny
-Benicio Del Toro
-Jason Statham
-Vinnie Jones
-Viggo Mortensen
-Michael Pitt
-Matthew Lillard
-William Hootkins aka Porkins

Quick Find - The Greatest Unknown Firefox Tool

I just read about this handy little tool for Firefox that I had never heard of. The 'Quick Find' feature is built into the browser and acts like the Ctrl-F functionality but is quicker...hence the name. To access the 'Quick Find' press the apostrophe (') or forward-slash (/) key to get a small field in the lower-left corner of the screen. In this screen you can type in something that you want to find and it will take you immediately to it....kinda like the Ctrl-F feature. Once you are done using the feature it will disappear is a few seconds. Also, if you want to find the next result you can simply hit the F3 key (Shift + F3 for previous) and if you want the 'Quick Find' bar to disappear simply hit the Esc key. Happy Browsing!

Update
Quick find (/) -- disappears after a while, so you don't have to close the search bar manually.

Search Hyperlinks (') -- quick find, but it only searches hyperlinks

Another helpful hint is to set this preference: Tools > Options > Advanced and check "search for text when i start typing"

Top Ten Actresses

This list is based off of talent and looks...

1 - Helena Bonham Carter
Movies:
-Fight Club
-Big Fish
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


2 - Jennifer Connelly
Movies:
-Labyrinth
-Requiem for a Dream
-A Beautiful Mind
-Hulk


3 - Winona Ryder
Movies:
-Beetle Juice
-Edward Scissorhands
-The Crucible


4 - Molly Ringwald
Movies:
-Pretty in Pink
-Sixteen Candles
-The Breakfast Club


5 - Nicole Kidman
Movies:
-Moulin Rouge!
-The Others
-Eyes Wide Shut


6 - Jena Malone
Movies:
-Donnie Darko
-Cheaters
-The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys


7 - Julianne Moore
Movies:
-Big Lebowski
-Magnolia
-Children of Men
-Hannibal


8 - Jennifer Aniston
Movies/TV:
-Office Space
-"Friends"
-Leprechaun
-Along came Polly


9 - Gillian Anderson
Movies/TV:
-The X-Files (The Movie)
-"The X-Files"


10 - Renée Zellweger
Movies:
-Empire Records
-Down with Love
-Chicago
-Dazed and Confused



Honorable Mention: Bjork, Tara Reid .....