The Trons - Crazy Robot Band, Hell Yeah!

"The Trons" are a robotic band created by a frickin' genius in New Zealand named Greg Locke. I heard they are in the works of signing a dishwasher and a chainsaw. Check it out!

Ugly Bag

We have all heard the joke about putting a paper bag over the head of any ugly lover, but sometimes the situation can be downright serious. These Ugly Bags are “heavy duty for extra ugliness” so you know that they will make quick work of a code red ugly situation.

via Nerd Approved

Rotten Neighbor.com

Do you want to find a dream neighborhood where everyone takes care of each other and nobody is a dirty backstabber that steals your hoaring girlfriend right from your bosom? Or do you want to share the story of how filthy Phil vomited on your lawn at 3 am to display his discontent with the Bomb Burrito-Jack Daniels killer combo! Here is your chance at RottenNeighbor.com you can rant, rave or praise your neighbors.

All you have to do is search the desired area and add a rating and/or comments regarding the precious people in your hood. Easy as 1-2-3. Here's mine!

Dear interested parties,
LB and his firemen friends next door throw frequent all night parties. The music shakes my windowells and bothers my super blogging capabilities. Sometimes I can even smell the alcohol through the cracks in the glass. My 3 cats get downright mentally disheveled. My parents tell me to try and join in on the fun, but I got so many ladies lined up to cybersex me! Stay away from these kooks unless your OK with a blemished GTA score. Geeeez...

How to Make Bread

Nike’s Marty McFly 2015 Limited Edition Future Sneakers

Nike has finally done something somewhat cool!

Since the release of Back to the Future: Part II, fans have been trying to convince Nike to produce the futuristic sneakers worn by Marty McFly (played by Michael J Fox). An Internet petition was even started a while back on mcfly2015.com. Well it looks like Nike might have finally decided to release the future sneakers, kinda. Nike will release a limited version of the Hyperdunk, this years most talked about basketball shoe, in a Back tot the Future inspired color scheme. The sneakers are expected to be released later this Summer. Unfortunately, the sneakers don’t tie themselves like the ones shown in the film.

via SlashFilm

Simple Songbird Wallpaper

I created a simple wallpaper for my favorite music player from Mozilla called Songbird. Check it out and download Songbird

(click on it for the larger version)

Bacon Tape

Why buy all kinds of tape when you can get the job done with one....bacon tape! Soo....Forget duct tape! Throw away your electric tape! Trash your scotch tape! And buy some bacon tape!

Each roll has 82 feet (25 meters) of 1-7/8" (4.8 cm) wide tape and comes on a handy plastic dispenser. Perfect for decorating, sealing, patching and attaching! And it is purty!

via Accoutrements

Bacon Breakfast at Work

I made a bacon, eggs and cheese scramble last night that was delicious! I had 7 strips of leftover bacon so I decided to take it to work with me this morning. With the bacon I am downing some powder-mixed Gatorade...what a great breakfast! Now I just need so figure out why I keep getting sharp pains running down my left arm

Ball Girl Makes an Amazing Catch

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Firefox 3 Easter Eggs

Those who like to really customize their Firefox know all about the "about:config" page. Well after downloading and installing Firefox 3 I decided to visit the about:config page and found that it had a nice and funny warning splash page in place...


It made me smile so I thought I would Google it. Upon Googling it I found some other Easter Eggs. The first one is "about:mozilla" and here is the page/message that you will get...


The last and by far my favorite is "about:robots". This Easter egg takes you to a splash page where robots greet you. The best part of this page is that the title is the infamous command "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!" from The Day the Earth Stood Still (and referenced by a handful of others including Army of Darkness). Here the pages for this...

....and after clicking the button once....

....and then after you click the button a second time it disappears

Planet Unicorn Episode 2

Planet Unicorn Episode 1

Bacon Tattoos!

via skulls and bacon

Requiem For A Day Off

Requiem for a Dream and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off mash-up.....

Stay Tuff (Puft) Marshmallow Man T-Shirt

Frickin sweet!


Now you can sport your favorite evil marshmallow man from Ghostbusters!

via Electric Zombie [$20]

Perpetual Magic

I don't know this person, but I do know that they have perpetual magic happening on their back at every moment of every day! Luckyyy.

Bacon and Cheese Crickets

Apparently these are for human consumption and even though it does have bacon flavoring I think I just might stay away. They seem like better food for a lizard or BeetleJuice rather than me.

via Blogadilla

Bacon Bling!

This is a telltale sign that you've found the woman of your dreams. Marry her on the spot, dammit!

via Royal Bacon Society

Firefox 3 Download Day

Sorry I have been held up all day....Download Firefox 3!

Bacon Tooth Picks!

Sounds so yummy! Watch out stomach, I hope you figure out how to digest wood!

via Perpetual Kid

Slam it! Sip it! Bierstick it!

Load beer, find wall, compress and swallow! Easy as 1-2-3!
Yes with the 20 $ Bierstick you can slam 2 beers in around 2 seconds, which of course means more time for REAL hard core boozing. I already know what your thinking, but trust me 2 Zima's in 2 seconds isn't worth it. Your eyes start to burn reeally bad. Geeeez!

via Geekologie

Big Lebowski Bowling Jersey

This Big Lebowski bowling shirt is identical to the one worn by "The Dude" in the classic 90s film. The shirt features the 1964-1965 League Champion patch from the American Bowling Congress. "Art" is embroidered above the chest pocket and team sponsor "Medina Sod" is printed across the back. This shirt works great for a costume or actual bowling team! Composed of 100% cotton.

80's Tees

Zombeer

When I make my own beer I am going to make a zombie beer brand

Beer has a bad reputation, doesn’t it? Even among the people who drink it like water. You ask anyone what they think of when they hear the word wine and they’ll tell you about some vampire in a tuxedo sipping from a glass as he stands above the homeland he rules with an iron fist, looking down from the window of his ancestral castle. Then you ask the same people about beer and they’ll tell you about the time they saw four pirate zombies doing the Electric Slide with their pants off. Why can’t all the alcohols get the same sort of respect?

Get this shirt at Shirt.Woot! before it sells out today

Old Bacon Ad

Just an old fashion Bacon ad...



Bacon Bytes

Reporter In Helicopter Pretty Sure Landslide Down There Somewhere

Reporter In Helicopter Pretty Sure Landslide Down There Somewhere

Just a lazy Friday post

What Would MacGyver Do

Ok....I need a screwdriver, a paper clip and and a credit card



A great shirt for that show and man all of us love and adore! I don't know where I would be without MacGyver in my life!

Threadless via Fashionably Geek

'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'

For all you WoW enthusiasts -

'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'

Deericorn, Magical Mischief at Hand!

We've all heard of the magical Unicorn, and perhaps a handful of you have heard of the Ponicorn and Zombicorn. But who has the foresight to think up the Deericorn. Well this mystical creature lurks in an Italian preserve and feeds on glitter.

Via Neatorama

Meme: When Zombies Attack

Came across this sweet Meme about zombies.....

You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon
2. One song blasting on the speakers
3. One famous person to fight along side you.

So here are my answers:

1. Halo Battle Rifle
2. Thriller
3. Ash/Bruce Campbell

What about you?

More Canned Bacon

Remember when I posted about the old school Celebrity Canned Bacon? Well these guys from MRE Depot have taken it upon them selves to create a new version of canned bacon. The bacon comes fully cooked and ready to eat in each can! This would be perfect for camping, traveling, the office, going to the mall with your wife and kids or anywhere!

Fully Cooked, Ready to Eat, 12 Cans per case, 40 to 50 slices per can

For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in this Country. Not available in any store!

More than 2 years went into the development of this bacon, and we’re proud to be able to bring this back to you after improving on a what was a very successful brand of canned bacon made years ago by Celebrity Foods (registered Trademark, all rights reserved).

Each can is 9 ounces of fully cooked and drained bacon. Between 2-3/4 and 3-1/4 pounds of raw bacon go into each can. Each can is the highest quality fresh #1 bacon slices. Cured to our specifications, cooked and then hand wrapped, rolled and packed in the U.S.

We cook this bacon down for you prior to canning, so you won’t pay for all of the natural shrinkage that occurs whenever you cook bacon. Then we carefully drain all of the fat and liquid off and can it fresh so it will taste as good out of the can as it would right out of the refrigerator.

With a shelf life in excess of 10 years, this bacon makes a perfect addition to your food storage program and it is great for every day use. Take some with you when you go camping, hiking or hunting - keep a case in the boat, RV, cabin or anywhere that you may need to prepare a meal but don’t have refrigeration!!

Here’s what it looks like when it comes out of the can......

via MRE Depot

Slow Motion Punches

My Very Own Companion Cube

Very lonely and bored in a meeting so I created myself a companion cube out of my Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate wrapper. Also just realized that my phone camera really sucks



If you don't know what a Companion Cube is....it is an object used in the Valve game Portal and here is a real picture of it-

Dawn of The Dude

Frickin sweet! Take a little George Romero and add some Coen Brothers and a dash of The Dude....what do you get? Dawn of the Dude!



Go Ape Shirts via SlashFilm

The Sport of Chess Boxing

Chess boxing is a hybrid sport which combines the sport of boxing with games of chess in alternating rounds. Chess boxing fights have been staged since the spring of 2003.

A match between two opponents consists of up to eleven alternating rounds of boxing and chess sessions, starting with a four-minute chess round followed by two minutes of boxing and so on. Between rounds there is a one minute pause, during which competitors change their gear. The form of chess played is speed chess in which each competitor has a total of twelve minutes for the whole game. Competitors may win by knockout, checkmate, a judge's decision or if their opponent's twelve minutes of chess time elapses. If a contestant does not make a move in the chessround, he will be issued a warning by the referee. At the second warning the contestant will be disqualified.

via Wikipedia

3D Tattoos

Crazy tattoos courtesy of Crooked Brains

100,000 Hits!

Found this sweet picture on Google which is almost an exact portrait of myself plus it happened to say 100,000 on it...Perfect!


According to our trusty little counter at the bottom of the page we have hit 100,000+ page visits. I will have to take credit for about 75,000 of them just to make the blog look cool and popular....the refresh button comes in handy, jk

In all seriousness thank you to all the readers out there, this is another great milestone for the blog!

New Wearable Feedbags

Hilarious!

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

Dinosaur T-Shirt

I absolutely love this T-shirt! I think I have always been a closet Dinosaur lover and this shirt just cracks me up!



via Busted Tees [$18.99]

Bacon Bra (NSFW)

At first I was not going to put this up but after thinking about it for a few weeks I decided that I should since I am a bacon lover (NSFW)....

Big Buck Bunny

Big Buck Bunny from Blender Foundation on Vimeo.

This short movie was created using a open source software application know as Blender. Blender is the free open source 3D content creation suite, available for all major operating systems under the GNU General Public License.

The movie is visually awesome and shows the power of the Blender tool, check it out!

Geek Gang Signs

Great stuff! My favorites have to be "Ubuntu" and "L.C.(Leah Culver)". If you don't know who Leah Culver is, she is the lead developer and founder of the social network Pownce and some would say that she is attractive for a software engineer.

via Geekologie