Dumbest Guy Ever on Wheel of Fortune

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Bacon & Egg Tote Bag

Perfect for going bacon shopping at your local grocery store!



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Tattoed Pork: Ummm, Tasty!

Where's Charlotte and her bacon saving webs when you need them!

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TR2N Trailer Leaked

New sequel to Tron was shown at Comic Con. Here is a leaked recording of it....blurry but you can make it out

Douchebaggery: 69 Ways to tell if your tool!

1.) You Wear Sunglasses At Night
2.) You Refuse To Wear T-Shirts Since They Are "Un-Collar-Poppable"
3.) You Get Offended By "My New Haircut"
4.) You Wear A Shirt Infrequently
5.) You Refer To Girls As "Bitties"
6.) You Own A Comb
7.) You Go Tanning
8.) You Own More Than 10 Pairs Of Flip Flops
9.) You Think Dane Cook Is God
10.) You Work At Abercrombie And Fitch And Are Older Than 19

11.) You Own An Abercrombie And Fitch Credit Card
12.) You Order Salad As An Entree
13.) You Own Neckwear And It's A Crucifix But You Haven't Been To Church Since Christmas And You Love Drinking And Pre-Marital Sex
14.) You Start Fights Over The Best Brand Of Whey Protein
15.) You Start Fights In General (and lose since your a complete toolbox!)
16.) You Only Drink Coors Light
17.) You Refer To Things You Don't Like As "Gay" or "Flaccid"
18.) You've Worn A Basketball Jersey To School
19.) You Mooch Off Your Parents And Still Treat Them Like Crap
20.) You Own A Scarface Poster

21.) Your Computer's Wallpaper Is A Naked Girl
22.) You Prominently Display Condoms In Your Room
23.) The Amount Of Books You've Read Is Less Than The Amount Of Cell Phones You've Owned
24.) You Refer To Your Male Friends As Your "Boys"
25.) You've Spent More Than 5 Minutes "Pimping Out" Your Myspace Page
26.) You Refer To Your Myspace Page As "Pimped Out"
27.) You Put Rims On The Camry Your Dad Bought You
28.) You Still Quote Anchorman, Old School, and Napoleon Dynamite
29.) You "Love The Yankees" But Can Only Name A-Rod And Derek Jeter As Currently Playing for Them
30.) You've Said Your Frat Is "Just Like The One In Animal House, Bro"

31.) You've Ever Worn Just A Wife Beater Anywhere
32.) You Claim To Be Italian Although You've Never Been To Italy And Your Last Native Italian Relative Came To America In 1900
33.) The Amount Of Hair Gel On Your Head Could Properly Lubricate An M-1 Abrams Tank
34.) You've Ever Complimented Another Guy On How Ripped His "Pecs Look"
35.) You Own "Growing Up Gotti" On DVD
36.) You've Ever Purchased Pre-Ripped Jeans Solely Because You Love The Pre-Ripped Look
37.) You Sport The spiked-with-frosted tips haircut.
38.) You're In a picture with other douchebags!
39.) You Think Your Life Is Remarkably Similar To "Entourage" and have ever said "You KNOW that'll be us someday, bro."
40.) You've Ever Taken A Picture Of Yourself Shirtless For The Purpose Of Distributing It On The Internet

41.) You've Ever Said "I Liked That Band BEFORE They Were Famous"
42.) You Started Taking Guitar Lessons Simply So You Could Play Dave Matthews Band's "Crash" At Parties
43.) You Yell "Freebird!" At Every Concert You Attend
44.) Your Wallet Is Attached To Your Pants Via Wallet Chain You Bought At Hot Topic
45.) In Every Picture Of You, You Flash The Backwards "Peace Sign"
46.) You Work At Hot Topic And Are Older Than 19
47.) You Shop At Hot Topic
48.) You've Ever Blamed Climate Change On "Those Republican Assholes" But Haven't Changed Your Lifestyle In Any Way To Combat The Effects Of Global Warming
49.) You Wear The Shirt Of The Band You're Going To See
50.) You Check Out Your "Guns" In The Reflection Of Parked Car Windows

51.) The Name Of Your Car Is Pasted Across The Windshield
52.) You Own More Than Zero Pairs Of "Crocs"
53.) You Spend More Time At The Gym Than You Do Working At A Job
54.) The Majority Of Your Sentences Begin And End With The Words "Dude" "Bro" And/Or "Yo."
55.) You Become Absurdly Angry When A Teammate On Your Recreational Softball/Rollerhockey/Flag Football Team Makes An imperfect Play
56.) Your Hollister Co. Shirt Would Be Snug On A Kindergartner
57.) You Reminisce About How Awesome Your High School Gym Class Touch Football Team Was
58.) You Have A Bumper Sticker That Says "Tell your girlfriend I said thanks."
59.) You Have Pictures Of Muscular Guys In Your Room And Justify It By Saying, "Yo dude, it's just for motivation, bro," And No One Questions You Because You're Being Completely Honest
60.) You're Violently Protective Of Your Community College

61.) You're Chugging A Beer In Your Facebook Picture
62.) You're Not Wearing A Shirt In Your Facebook Picture
63.) You're Chugging A Beer Whilst Shirtless In Your Facebook Picture
64.) The Amount Of Jewelry You Own Would Make Xerxes Jealous
65.) You Own More Than Zero Flat Brimmed Baseball Caps
66.) Your Chest Is Bigger Than Your Girlfriends
67.) You Cock Your Head In Every Picture Taken Of You
68.) You Always Do The Hand-Shake-Hug Even With People Who You Probably Shouldn't
69.) You've Been Able To Emphatically Answer Yes To Anything On This List.

Editors Additions:
*You know where all the GNC's are in your geographical region, but are still unsure if library is spelled with 2 r's.
*You use more than 0 words that end in "-izzle", for example "That guy is fo schizzle a dizzle bizzle (d-bag)"
*Courage is defined solely by the number nightclub bracelets you acquired over the weekend
*Self worth is defined solely by the number nightclub bracelets you acquired over the weekend
*Coolness is defined solely by the number nightclub bracelets you acquired over the weekend
*You refer to your male genitalia as my "hog" when in fact "bacon bits" would be a more appropriate term
*You give gift certificates to tanning salons to your "bros"
*Your pretty sure that a Craftsmen Tool Set refers to your complete Axe body collection

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Dawn of the Knitted Dead

Well my grandma never knitted this for me when I was a youngster. I had to add my own blood and daggers and remove an eyeball or two. Thanks grandma for fostering my sweet little imagination!

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Remote Comtrol Zombie vs Remote Control Lederhosen

Danger: Kool-Aid man on the loose!

Apparently Kool-Aid man is on a tirade and may be coming your direction. If you see him or hear "OH YEEEEEEAH" alert the officials and head for the nearest tanning salon. His liquidy core is no match for the UV rays. At least that's what I heard!

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Lost the Spelling Bee! Get a Tattoo.

Well obviously "Mr. Awsome" and the gang didn't do well in spelling, but we can't all be good at everything, right. I bet they are all excellent mathematicians, though.

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Hamburger Mouse: Losers only!

Well I only posted this dumb ass item to say that if you have or are going to purchase this then your a tool and I hope the Hamburglar removes you amygdala with a spoon!

Apparently this product is offered by a site named NewDaVincis.com that boasts "great innovative products". Only 9.95$ to innovate yourself deeper into a life of cyberspace dating and giant 1-900 number phone bills.

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How to Defeat a Zombie Army

"Army of Darkness" inspired car to the music of "Shaun of The Dead" and with Half-life zombies

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Bacon vs Salt Roller Derby

2010 Chevrolet Camaro

It's been a long time since the Camaro concept was unveiled. Lucky for us, this modern muscle car hasn't hardly changed at all with the official production version. The 2010 Chevrolet Camaro ($TBA; Q1 2009) will initially come in three rather stunning models — LS, LT, and SS. The LS and LT will be powered by a 300-hp 3.6L V6, while the SS will pack either a beefy 422-hp 6.2L LS3 V8 (manual 6-speed) or a 400-hp 6.2L L99 V8 (automatic 6-speed with GM's fuel-saving Active Fuel Management). Features include 4-wheel disc brakes (4-piston Brembo calipers on SS), Stabilitrak stability control system, ultrasonic rear parking assist, OnStar, and Bluetooth phone connectivity. An RS appearance package will be available on the LT and SS, which includes HID headlamps with integrated halo rings, spoiler, specific taillamps and 20-inch wheels.

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Big Lebowski 10th Anniversary

The Dude is back with another special edition DVD set. The Big Lebowski - 10th Anniversary Edition (Sept. 9) is available as a standard edition ($14) and a limited edition with bowling ball packaging ($24). Besides all the extras included on past Lebowski DVD releases, the anniversary edition includes pretty much everything except a toe with nail polish. Bonus features include The Dude's Life featurette, The Dude Abides: The Big Lebowski Ten Years Later, production notes, The Making of The Big Lebowski, The Lebowski Fest: An Achiever's Story, and the Jeff Bridges Photo Book.

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Garden Zombie

Here is yet another reason why you must refrain from burying corpses in your own yard. Miracle Gro is a lot more powerful than you could ever imagine.

The Zombie of Montclair Moors Garden Sculpture is a life-sized creation by artist Alan Dickenson that is sure to scare the hell out of any Jehovah’s Witnesses and Girl Scouts that may come knocking on your door.

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Bacon Floss

What better way to get people to floss their teeth more by creating bacon floss! Enjoy greasy meat candy while strengthening your gums! I just have one question/concern - is it edible?



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Plea to the Internet: Donations for a Friend

The majority of my posts are usually humorous happenings out on the web but now I am going to post about something very serious to me. One of my closest friends, Tausha Marsh, is leaving for Amsterdam soon to seek some world renown treatment for cancer. After fighting cancer for more than 4 years she has little money to pay for such treatment and expenses. A small website (Why Do I Ride) has been setup to take donations for her by some of her close friends. I am reaching out to friends and people on the internet to see if I can help generate some more money for her in her time of need. Any amount is appreciated. Here is an excerpt about her and her cancer conditions from the homepage of Why Do I Ride

Tausha Marsh grew up in a small town in Wyoming. Her childhood dream was to play college volleyball. At 5’5”, that’s not an easy accomplishment! After hard work and determination she was awarded an athletic scholarship and a position on Western State College of Colorado’s volleyball team. On top of her athletic commitments, Tausha completed three programs within the art department preparing her to be a leader in the photography and fine art fields. Tausha lives her life with a smile on her face, a sparkle in her eye. You can’t help but love her, and she inspires all that cross her path.

Tausha was diagnosed with bone cancer in October 2004 at the age of 24. She began the fight for her life at an age when most are starting fresh and have the whole world at their finger tips. A doctor in Ft. Collins, Colorado started her on frequent , low doses of chemotherapy and worked with her on developing a healthy attitude and lifestyle.

After three years, Tausha had the bone cancer 90% defeated. However, in November 2007, Tausha was diagnosed with cervical cancer. A completely separate cancer. Think of the odds- 28 years old and after almost beating one cancer, another comes along.

Fighting cancer in the United States, the richest country in the world, is not as easy as you would think. It is expensive and the options for treatments of this combination of cancers are limited. That is why Tausha needs your help. In July, 2008 Tausha will move to the Netherlands to receive treatments from a renowned European doctor that has had great success helping those like Tausha. She and her doctors are optimistic that she can win this second battle.

Fighting for her life won’t come without paying the price financially. Her estimated medical, travel and living expenses while in Europe are around $150,000 Her previous treatments alone have put her $150,000 in debt. Imagine fighting two horrible diseases with these bills constantly in your face.

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Bacon Font

I found a bacon font via Renae's Room for all those who want to write their emails in bacon. To install the .ttf file check out this page. Here is a sample...


Here is a direct download link

Wordle - Fun Time with Words!

What is Wordle? Well according to the site.....

Wordle is a toy for generating “word clouds” from text that you provide. The clouds give greater prominence to words that appear more frequently in the source text. You can tweak your clouds with different fonts, layouts, and color schemes. The images you create with Wordle are yours to use however you like. You can print them out, or save them to the Wordle gallery to share with your friends.

So now that you know what it is, I decided to create a Wordle example. I used Michael Jackson's Beat It....

Motorized Skateboard

Zip along with ease on the Altered Pro Module 600 Wireless Electric Skateboard ($500). This self-powered classic longboard can go from 0-19 mph in just four seconds, and has a range of 8-12 miles on a single charge. A trigger-based wireless remote keeps you in control of acceleration and braking, while you focus on your grinds, ollies, and grabs. Cooler than a scooter, more punk than a Segway.

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NSFW - New Choke Red Band Trailer

Nudity and stuff so definitely not suitable for work

Crazy Biker

And you thought texting while driving a car was dangerous....


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Super Chuck Norris Bros.

Can't find if it is a real game but looks pretty sweet!

Pull Tie, Get Bacon

So all I have to do is pull the tie and I get bacon? Sounds like a good deal to me!



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Dress Napkins

Now I can go to work luncheons at those wing and BBQ places and still look very professional!

Mikhail Gorbachev Commie Zombie Killin' Barbarian Music Video

GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

Bacon Jelly Beans

Yummmm! I bet Jelly Belly has done a bacon flavored jelly bean before since tehy seem to cover all flavors from cherries to puke and boogers.

It’s a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-1/2" x 1-1/2" x 1" bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries.

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Voodoo Envy 133

This is my new dream laptop...but only if I could remove Vista and replace it with Ubuntu. Thinner and better than the Macbook Air....take that Apple!



Full Specs for Voodoo Envy 133
-CPU: 1.6-GHz Intel Core 2 Duo SP7500 or 1.8-Ghz SP7700
-Operating System: Windows Vista
-RAM/Expandable To: 2GB/2GB
-Hard Drive Size/Speed: 64GB SSD (optional 80GB/4,200 rpm)
-Optical Drive: external 8X or 6X dvd+/-RW
-Display/Resolution: 13.3 inches/1280 x 800
-Graphics/Video Memory: intel GMA X3100/384MB
-Wireless Networking: 802.11g/n, Bluetooth 2.0
-Ports: One usb, esata/usb, hdmi, headphone/mic • Card Slots: expresscard/34
-Size: 12.7 x 9.0 x 0.7 inches
-Weight: 3.4 pounds

Jedi Gym

So frickin awesome!

Canned Whole Chicken

WTF!? I really really want to see what this looks like out of the can....

Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers

Though these are pretty intimidating I think I would actually try one

Typical Bo Jackson run from Tecmo Super Bowl

I remember watching one of my friends in college do this all day. He would see how many yards he could get with Bo Jackson in one game by making Marcus Allen run the ball back to the one and then running it back with Bo Jackson. Back and forth. Craziness!

Firefox Sets Record, Gives Me a Certificate!

Firefox and all the downloaders set a Guinness World Record for the most software downloads in 24 hours at 8,002,530! And because of that here is my certificate from Firefox that I printed off because I am cool like that...

Left Turn to...ummmm...nowhere

On my way to lunch yesterday I drove past an interesting turn that I don't remember seeing before so today I had to drive past it to get a picture....

(Click on it for a bigger version)
As you can see the left turn goes directly into a solid curb followed by a bunch of fields. And it looks like I am heading into "left only" lane but thankfully I swerved out ;-)

I am sure that it is going to be something someday but I found it pretty dang funny.

The Website is Down

Best to watch this at The Website is Down but the youtube version will work. Funny if you are tech guy in the IT industry.

Carlos Mencia Emo Song

I am not much of a fan of Carlos Mencia but this Emo song is hilarious....

Fight Club T-Shirt

Tyler Durden is going to F you up!

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